HORSE  FUN
"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter."  - E.E. Cummings

 
   


  
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OK - GET OUT THOSE CELL PHONES
HERE'S THE LATEST ON TEXTING HELP FOR SAVVY HORSE PEOPLE


OOH: Out of hay
LAS: Lost a shoe
DHJBM: Darn horse just bit me
FOMHL: Fell off my horse laughing
MIHA: Mare's in heat again
MSMBO: Mud sucked my boot off
HSIH: Horse snot in hair
HAO: Hay all over
HIMB: Hay in my bra
PIHH: Poop Induced Half Halt!
UD: Unplanned dismount
MHTS: More horses than sense
BAHHFDP: Bought another horse. Husband filed divorce papers.



AND THERE'S MORE . . . .


OOM: Out of money
GBBF: Got board bill, fainted
GFBF: Got farrier bill, fainted
HFBF: Husband found bill, fainted
SLH: Smell like horse
DQFOY: Dressage queen fell off, yippee!
HTNHFH: Hiding the new horse from hubby.
WWFNS: Will work for new saddle.
AROGC: Arena rained out, going crazy.
SSB: Saddle sore butt.
LWW: Lesson went well
WTLGR: Witchy trainer left, good riddance!
ALIGAR: At least I got a ribbon
NLT: No lesson today
HAGR: Have a great ride!

British Police Horses Perform in Amsterdam
Amazing video of British police horses & riders as they perform and jump through
 fire hoops.  The riders remove their saddles without the audience noticing, and more!

 

Quick Fun Joke

Two show stallions are arguing over who should take best of breed.

The first says, Ill grant you are the closest I have ever seen to my equal, but my legs are just a bit straighter than yours, and, you know, the legs are of prime importance. No foot, no horse!

The second horse says, Ill allow your legs are just a bit better than mine, but mine are the legs I was born with. I  know for a fact you had thousands of dollars of corrective work. Your foals will inherit your natural legs, not your genius farrier!

The first horse mulls this for a moment, then says, Youre right. I stand corrected.

 

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