Mounting a Horse
is actually very easy if it is done properly.
can only mount a horse from one side because a horse
only likes to be mounted from one side. The left side is
right and the right side is wrong. You're right to be
left and wrong to be right.
If you mount from the front,
you mount from the right, which is then the left because
your right is its left, and the left the right, keeping
in mind that the left is right and the right is wrong. Put your left to your right and step so your right is to
the wrong and now your right is opposite its left and
left the right.
To right right is to the left and to
right is wrong is to the right, but backwards, the right
is right and the left is wrong only when your right is
on its wrong, and the left is on its right. Switching
right to left and left to right is wrong. Right is wrong
and left is right only from the front or else the left
is right and the right is wrong.