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Urgent Notice: Potential Danger of Horse Hair

In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses.  This substance, called "amobacter equuii" has been linked with the following symptoms: 

* Reluctance to cook, clean or do anything around the house
* Reluctance to get dressed up
* Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs until after your horse
   has new shoes, pad, blanket, tack, grain,  hay & supplements, etc

"Amobacter equuii" usually results in long hours away from home and exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other humans (especially spouses).    It is thought to be addictive, driving the need for additional sources which may lead to a "herd mentality" or like the potato chip commercial, "you can't have just one". (Especially potent if infected from miniature equines)

Beware! If you come in contact with a human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about horses for hours.   Other symptoms may include obsessive urge to chase wooden ball, foxhounds or cattle.    

Surgeon Generalís Warning:    Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense.  


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HORSE TRIVIA - Did you know?

The name of the legendary Lady Godiva's
horse was Aethenoth.



That hoss wasn't built to tread the earth
He took natural to the air
And every time he went aloft
He tried to leave me there.


May your belly never grumble
May your heart never ache
May your horse never stumble
May your cinch never break
-Cowboy Blessing


Speak kindly to your little horse,
And soothe him when he wheezes,
Or he may turn his back on you,
And kick you where he pleases.


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