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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 
Urgent Notice: Potential Danger of Horse Hair

In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses.  This substance, called "amobacter equuii" has been linked with the following symptoms: 
   

* Reluctance to cook, clean or do anything around the house
* Reluctance to get dressed up
* Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs until after your horse
   has new shoes, pad, blanket, tack, grain,  hay & supplements, etc

"Amobacter equuii" usually results in long hours away from home and exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other humans (especially spouses).    It is thought to be addictive, driving the need for additional sources which may lead to a "herd mentality" or like the potato chip commercial, "you can't have just one". (Especially potent if infected from miniature equines)

Beware! If you come in contact with a human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about horses for hours.   Other symptoms may include obsessive urge to chase wooden ball, foxhounds or cattle.    

Surgeon Generalís Warning:    Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense.  


HORSE CARTOON FUN


Check out the new ergonomic "Easy Rider" !!!!
(Click on Cartoon to enlarge)
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HORSE TRIVIA - Did you know?

The name of the legendary Lady Godiva's
horse was Aethenoth.

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HORSE POEMS

That hoss wasn't built to tread the earth
He took natural to the air
And every time he went aloft
He tried to leave me there.
-Anonymous

 

May your belly never grumble
May your heart never ache
May your horse never stumble
May your cinch never break
-Cowboy Blessing
 

 

Speak kindly to your little horse,
And soothe him when he wheezes,
Or he may turn his back on you,
And kick you where he pleases.
-Anonymous

 

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