HORSE  FUN

"
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Impressive, Fun & Memorable Dressage Videos
  

Charlotte Dujardin and Valegro's Last Performance
Video of their full performance and farewell ceremony
 at the London International Horse Show 2016.
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"Riding is a partnership. 
The horse lends you his strength, speed and grace, which are greater than yours.
 For your part, you give him your guidance, intelligence and understanding, which is greater than his.  Together you can achieve a richness that alone neither can."

Author Unknown

THE HORSE'S LIST OF NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS


1.
  I WILL put my ears forward and cooperate when it comes to photos.
2.  I CAN walk and poop at the same time - I can, I can, I can!
3.  I will NOT leave when my rider falls off.
4.  My stall is NOT my litter box. When I have free access to my paddock,
     I will NOT go back inside to pee.
5.  I will NOT roll in streams or try to roll when my human is on my back.
6.  I will NOT leap over large non-existent obstacles when the whim strikes.
7.  I will NOT walk faster on the way home than I did on the way out.
8.  I promise NOT to swish my tail while my human is cleaning my back feet.
9.  I promise also NOT to choose that particular time to answer nature's call.
10. I will NOT bite my farrier's butt just because it is there.
11. I will NOT confuse my human's blond hair for really soft hay.
12. I will NOT wipe green slime down the back of my human's white shirt.
13. I will NOT blow my nose on my human.
14. I will NOT try to mooch goodies off every human within a 1 mile radius.
15. I will NOT lay totally flat out in my stall with my eyes glazed over and my legs straight out
      and pretend I can't hear my human frantically screaming "Are you asleep?"
16. I will NOT chase the ponies into the electric fence to see if it is on.
17. I will promise NEVER to dump the wheelbarrow of manure while my human is mucking my stall.
18. I will NOT grab my lead rope in my mouth and attempt to lead myself.
19. I will NOT have an attitude problem - I won't, I won't, I won't!
20. I will NOT pull my new shoes off the very next day just to prove that I can.
21. I am neither a beaver nor a carpenter. I promise I WON'T eat or remodel the
     barn or the new fences.
22. I am NOT a Shin'a'in Battlesteed. I will not act like one.
23. I WILL forgive my human for the very bad haircut, even though I look like a freak.
24. I accept that not every carrot is for me.
25. I will NOT do the Arab Teleport Trick when a bad/naughty/awful Horsasaurus
      Monster breathes at me.
26. I will NOT jump in the air and turn 180 degrees every time I see a deer.
27. I will understand that deer are NOT carnivorous.
28. I will NOT shy at familiar objects just for fun.
29. I will NOT bite the butt of the horse in front of me during the trail ride just to say "Hi".
 

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