![]() HORSE FUN - HAPPY NEW YEAR UPDATED 01/31/2008 HUMOR TRUE STORY THOUGHTS ARCHIVED DEC 2007 |
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The horse is New Jersey's state
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In South Carolina, it is legal for adult males to discharge firearms when approaching an intersection in a non-horse vehicle to warn oncoming horse traffic. A mis-worded ordinance in Wolf Point, Montana: "No horse shall be allowed in public without its owner wearing a halter." In South Carolina, no horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. In Omega, New Mexico, every woman must "be found to be wearing a corset" when riding a horse in public! A doctor is required to inspect each woman to make sure that she is complying with the law. Pennsylvania law states: ``Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes.'' In Hartsville, Illinois, you can be arrested for riding an ugly horse. In the state of Queensland, Australia, it is still constitutional law that all pubs (hotel/bar) must have a railing outside for patrons to tie up their horse. Pattonsburg, Missouri, Revised Ordinances, 1884: "No person shall hallo, shout, bawl, scream, use profane language, dance, sing, whoop, quarrel, or make any unusual noise or sound in such manner as to disturb a horse." Abilene, Kansas, City Ordinance 349 declares: "Any person who shall in the city of Abilene shoot at a horse with any concealed or unconcealed bean snapper or like article, shall upon conviction, be fined." Marshalltown, Iowa, it is against the law for a horse to eat a fire hydrant. |
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