GROANER

A man has a racehorse that has never won a race. The man in disgust says, "Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning."

The starting gate opens, the horses take off, they move the gate away, and there lays his horse asleep on the track.     So the man, fuming, asks the horse, "WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING?!" 

The horse, half-asleep, says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."
    -snort snort!

Erin Bolster and Tonk Brave a Grizzly and Win!!

 Erin and Tonk visit the David Letterman
Show and share their amazing adventure
 

While walking your dog, you hold the leash like a rein.

No one wants to ride in your car because they'll get sweet feed and hay in their socks and purses...but that's ok because then you'd have to rearrange all the tack to make room for them, anyway!

Someone does something nice for you and you say "good boy" or "atta girl" and pat them on the neck.

You see the vet more than you see your child's pediatrician.

You can find your boots in the dark by the aroma.

You've considered moving into the barn since it is cleaner.

You stop channel surfing when you see the Budweiser Clydesdales!

You spend your rainy days cleaning the tack room instead of the house.

You have a $17,000 trailer and a $1700 dollar truck.

Your initial reaction is to poke someone in the ribs when they get in your personal space.

No one wants to wash their clothes with yours because they'll come  out covered in horse hair.

Your horse smells better than you do.