COOL & FUN VIDEOS

SHETLAND PONY GRAND NATIONAL 2009
Watch these young riders and Shetland ponies clock around this steeplechase course ... lots of fun!

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 THE PONY CLUB MINI-MAJOR
TEAM JUMP WINNING ROUND
Check out this big pony / small pony Team Jump competition!  The little pony and rider are amazing!

              FUTURE DRESSAGE STAR
    LITTLE DYLAN COMPETES HER PONY, RUSTY
               
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      A TRIBUTE TO  MOORLANDS TOTILAS
      & EDWARD GAL'S MUSICAL FREESTYLE
This is a creative 'stick horse' adaptation to the original Totilas freestyle that has fascinated the whole dressage world.   If you don't have a Totilas in your barn, you have to improvise.   This adaptation is a tribute to the Edward Gal and Totilas, as well as to Joost Peters, who created the freestyle.

Beautiful Arabian

 

Quick Fun Jokes
 

Q. What part of the horse has the most hair?
A. The outside of course!

Q.  How long should a horses legs be?
A. Long enough to reach the ground!

Q.  What's the quickest way to a mail a little horse?
A. Use the pony express.

Q. What animals to sleep with their shoes on?
A. Horses of course!

Every wonder what these Horse Terms mean?

• Event Prospect = Big Fast Horse

• Dressage Prospect = Big Slow Horse

• Hack Prospect = Pretty Color

• Sporting Prospect = Short Fast Horse

• Camp Prospect = Fast Horse which can turn

• Endurance Prospect = Fast Horse which will turn sometimes

• Flashy = White Socks

• Attractive = Bay

• 15.2hh = 14.3hh

• 16.2hh = 15.3hh

• To Loving Home = Only Expensive

• To Show Home Only = Very Expensive

• Needs Experienced Rider = Potentially Lethal

• Elegant = Thin

• In Good Condition = Foundered

More Horse Terminology !

• Free Moving = Bolts

• Quiet = Lame in Both Front Legs

• Dead Quiet = Lame in All Four Legs

• Good in Traffic (Bombproof) = Lame all Round, Deaf and Blind

• Loves Children = Kicks and Bites

• Pony Type = Small and Hairy

• Arab Type = Looks Startled

• Thoroughbred Type = Looks Terrified

• Quarter Horse Type = Fat

• Warmblood Type = Big and Hairy

• Draught Type = Big and Exceedingly Hairy

• Easy to Catch = Very Old

• Must Sell = Wife has left home and taking kids

• All Offers Considered = I'm in Traction for 6 months

• Reluctant = Sale Comes with Title Deeds to the Brooklyn Bridge