HORSE FUN
"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter."
-
E.E. Cummings
UPDATED
11/23/2010
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HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! |
"Riding is a
partnership. The horse lends you his strength, speed and grace,
which are greater than yours. For your part, you give him your
guidance, intelligence and understanding, which is greater than
his. Together you can achieve a richness that alone neither can.".
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Wizard of Oz Horses
The horses in Emerald City palace were
colored with Jell-O crystals. The relevant scenes had to be shot
quickly, before the horses started to lick it off.
How much less does a horse
weigh at the end?
A racehorse averages a weight loss of
between 15 and 25 pounds during a race.
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THE HORSE'S LIST OF NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS
1. I CAN walk and poop at the same time - I can, I can, I can! 2. I will NOT stop and poop or urinate every time I pass the same
spot in the arena. 3. I will NOT leave when my rider falls off. 4. My stall is NOT my litter box. When I have free access to my
paddock, I will NOT go back inside to pee. 5. I will NOT roll in streams or try to roll when my human is on my
back. 6. I will NOT leap over large non-existent obstacles when the whim
strikes. 7. I will NOT walk faster on the way home than I did on the way out. 8. I promise NOT to swish my tail while my human is cleaning my back
feet. 9. I promise also NOT to choose that particular time to answer
nature's call. 10. I will NOT bite my farrier's butt just because it is there. 11. I will NOT confuse my human's blond hair for really soft hay. 12. I will NOT wipe green slime down the back of my human's white
shirt. 13. I will NOT blow my nose on my human. 14. I will NOT try to mooch goodies off every human within a 1 mile
radius. 15. I will NOT lay totally flat out in my stall with my eyes glazed
over and my legs straight out and pretend I can't hear my human
frantically screaming "Are you asleep?" 16. I will NOT chase the ponies into the electric fence to see if it
is on. 17. I will promise NEVER to dump the wheelbarrow of manure while my
human is mucking my stall. 18. I will NOT grab my lead rope in my mouth and attempt to lead
myself. 19. I will NOT have an attitude problem - I won't, I won't, I won't! 20. I will NOT pull my new shoes off the very next day just to prove
that I can. 21. I am neither a beaver nor a carpenter. I promise I WON'T eat or
remodel the barn or the new fences. 22. I am NOT a Shin'a'in Battlesteed. I will not act like one. 23. I WILL forgive my human for the very bad haircut, even though I
look like a freak. 24. I accept that not every carrot is for me. 25. I will NOT do the Arab Teleport Trick when a bad/naughty/awful
Horsasaurus Monster breathes at me. 26. I will NOT jump in the air and turn 180 degrees every time I see
a deer. 27. I will understand that deer are NOT carnivorous. 28. I will NOT shy at familiar objects just for fun. 29. I will NOT bite the butt of the horse in front of me during the
trail ride just to say "Hi". 30. I WILL put my ears forward and cooperate when it comes to
photos.
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BORED?
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO ENJOY YOUR HORSE DURING THE WINTER? WELL, TRY THESE IDEAS
TRAIL RIDE
&THEN STOP ALONG
THE WAY AND GET A HOT CHOCOLATE 'TO GO'

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