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You see
the vet more than you see your child's doctor or
your doctor.
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You are
the only one in your work parking lot with whips and
spurs in the car.
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You get
$50.00 on your birthday and your spouse insists that
you buy something for yourself (non-horsey) and you
just can't do it because there was pair of breeches
you just have to have.
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You go
into your laundry room and it smells like a horse
and is filled with saddle pads, wraps and breeches.
Oh, and over there in the corner is your own pile of clothes. You will get to those
tomorrow.
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You
repair your muck boots with Duct tape.
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You buy a
new property and build the barn and fence before you
even decide on a floor plan for the house.
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Their are
feed tubs all over your kitchen filled with brewing
bran mash.
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You are
totally grossed out by human hair in the sink or
tub, but don't mind horse hair in your washer, on
your clothes, or in your food.
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When you
clean your pockets out at night, there is more hay
than money.
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The real
estate agent asks what kind of house you are looking
for, and you say, "More than six acres."
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Your
horse has more shoes than you do.
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Your
orthopedist knows you by your first name.
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Your dog
knows what day the farrier comes, and he knows
exactly what hoof shavings are.
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You pass
out at the sight of human blood, but that bleeder
your horse had did not phase you one bit.
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Your work
desk has horse pictures on it and no family ones.
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